April 2013
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So, Persona 4..
Unexpectedly one of the best games I have ever played, and I rate it on the level of Dark Souls for me.
Holy shit the fucking wave of emotions that this game put me through, along with its exceptional gameplay mechanics, fantastic visual style, maturely presented themes and storytelling, and ridiculous character development. This game is a fine example of developers having a very strong,...
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March 2013
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I don't understand my own gender with gaming
Complains that women make fun of them for playing video games. Gets shitty when a girl shows interest in their hobby. ..Huh?
This is why I’m picky about my gaming friends, because a large portion are sheltered and socially inept shitlords. Who fucking cares what gender people are, why is it a problem I don’t undersstaaannnddd.
Ah fuck it I’m going back to writing and playing...
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“The best thing for being sad,” replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow,...”
– T.H. White, The Once and Future King
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Mirror of Fate finished
And it was good! Jaggies sucked and the frame rate was inconsistent, but there’s plenty of content, solid level design and once again a well paced and fantastic storyline arching across multiple characters. It feels more like filler content while we wait for the real meat which is Lords of Shadow 2, but it’s good filler and often times pretty touching, assuming you follow the story....
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Oh yeah: Soul Sacrifice Impressions so far
If Monster Hunter had sex with a self-mutilating gothic lady, then tore her spine out of her mouth and stabbed her with it, sacrificing her to the blood God Khorne while listening to Meshuggah, you’ll probably get a really interesting Murder Case.
Soul Sacrifice is really good though. Buy it.
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Mirror of Fate is pretty good
Now that I gave it more than a 10 minute play and faced my first proper Boss, I quite like it. I’m disappointed in the technical side though this is probably coming from playing my Vita for the past few days then suddenly hopping onto the jaggie mess that is the 3DS, though the 3D is done really well in the game. Art is still way up there design wise in typical MercurySteam fashion, and the...
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“Omfg people… If you would READ the damn LORE of the freaking game, you...”
– Some dude attracted to child-like characters on a forum and attempting to justify his awfulness.
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Some furry videos are fucking outrageous
And most of them scream Poe’s Law.
I just don’t know anymore. Feeling socially disconnected and relying on fantasy to satiate your desires and need for satisfaction is not something to be happy about, and it’s more something you seek professional help for.
What am I even talking about anymore argh.
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carnivalowl:
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
I have an urge to fuck everyone all the time.
I remain friendly about it however.
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Pro-tip for buying a pet bird
Your pet bird is not an item nor is it something you just keep in a cage and sometimes take out to show people how pretty it is.
If your intention is to buy a bird for these reasons and assume they do not require much effort, please do not buy a bird lest you want to kill it, in which you’re an asshole if you do. Birds are very social and require lots of attention, love and care. Too many...
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Do not play #1: Tera
I can imagine much hate being thrown my way for hating on Tera, but really I couldn’t give less of a shit about that.
Tera is a fucking awful game. I loaded up the F2P version after an agonising 4,500 year wait due to it being obscenely large (woo UE3), and my first impression was “shit yeah pretty cool art”. That’s about where the positivity ended.
The character...
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STEAM RECOMMENDATION #4: Natural Selection Poo/2
It’s basically a game where it tests how patient you are with incompetent children for team mates. Not even kidding, though the community is quite a bit better than most gaming communities, because not everyone is completely retarded and does MLG Noscope Xx360SnIpErWolFxX headshots and shit. Buy it if you have friends and can team up for gangbangs. Oh and don’t go commander unless you...
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NON-STEAM RECOMMENDATION: Heart of the Swarm Story...
Now that it’s been a bit since finishing up the story, I can post my thoughts on it overall without turning into a raging, nostalgic fanboy of despair. SPOILERS AHEAD. I thought the story was well written, albeit pretty cheesy and campy, though this comes as no surprise considering Blizzard has typically been very manchild about their writing since forever. While I do feel some of...
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Steam Recommendation #3: Din's Curse
This game is a fucking asshole because it’s basically an ARPG that randomly generates each town, and you can actually, legit fail quests and it will have horrible consequences. Like, I fucking failed a quest to stop this dicklord demon on level 5 from finishing a weather changing machine, and it ended up wiping out half of my town dudes because there was a fucking TORNADO ripping those cunts...
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Steam Recommendation #2: DmC DeViL MaY CrY BrO
Alright let’s get some shit out of the way first: -The game is criminally easy, and very easy to SSS rank too. Min-maxing is a pissfart and the combat for the most part is pretty shallow. -The story, while well told, isn’t very good. Though who gives a shit because you play to slash things and punch cunts. -Yes, it’s not old Dante and that’s okay. No, I don’t give a...